Lenny Dykstra just can't stay out of trouble, even though he's already in jail. According to a Los Angeles City Attorney, the former Met has been charged with two counts of indecent exposure, stemming from incidents in 2009, 2010 and 2011.
Each time, Dykstra lured women to his house with a Craigslist ad for a housekeeper. Once there, Dykstra allegedly exposed himself to the women, and told them that massages were part of the deal. Why people always think massages have to lead to bad things, we're not so sure.
One of the women claimed that Dykstra led her to a separate house, handed her some oils, and then got naked. The woman's attorney elaborated, "He [Dykstra] said he had a lot of injuries from being an athlete and needed her to massage him as part of the job. That's when she ran out." Apparently Dykstra couldn't let go of wanting people to see how well he handles balls.
If convicted, Dykstra — who is already serving time for embezzlement, cocaine possession and auto theft — could face up to six more months in jail. 1986 has never seemed so far in the past.