Larry King, bless him, isn't going anywhere any time soon...or possibly...ever, if he has his way. During his CNN special "A Dinner With The Kings," the most awkward meal ever to be caught on film, King tells his famous friends like Conan O'Brien, Russell Brand and Tyra Banks about his post-mortem plans.

For starters, King would live forever if he could—"you bet your ass!" However, should the 78-year-old someday pass away, "I want to be frozen on the hope that they'll find whatever I died of and bring me back." Conan nearly chokes on his soup: "This is news to me," he says, with the look of fear that undoubtedly spurred by the mental image of a cryogenic dinosaur newscaster frozen in time forever. "It's the only hedging of a bet,” replies King. Wife Shawn King, for her part, is having none of it, tweeting "@kingsthings wants to be frozen when he dies...who's gonna thaw him? #notinMYfreezer."

Here's the legend in, uh, action:

[via People]