Marvel Entertainment and the NBA are planning to release a line of apparel, and Spider-Man has been paired with the Knicks, which is like saying Woody Allen and Jay-Z have something in common because they're both from New York. Vicky Picca of NBA marketing cheesily explained, "The NBA is filled with highlights as amazing as the feats of Marvel's storied characters." So the Knicks are the lovelorn boy geniuses of the NBA then? And who gets Deadpool?