According to Saudi Arabia’s royal palace, King Abdullah is doing fine after two successful back surgeries and has left New York Presbyterian Hospital. The palace announces that King Abdullah will remain in New York while he recuperates from surgery for slipped disk and a blood clot pressing on the nerves in his back, as his 85-year-old half brother Crown Prince Sultan runs the country in his absence. It's unclear how long it will take King Abdullah to recover, but we assume he is nice and comfy in his bogarted Waldorf-Astoria suite.