Fresh off a weeklong bender after co-presenting the best new starlet award at the 2015 AVN Adult Movie Awards Show, The Onion Presents: Vice President Joe Biden climbed out of his beloved 1981 Trans Am and stumbled into the Vice offices in Williamsburg this morning, declaring, "I'm a weird guy, I go where the action is."
Indeed.
Vice President @VP, @VICE President @shanesmith30 pic.twitter.com/TSwYjRWcGF
— VICE (@VICE) February 4, 2015
This Vice President is in the @VICE office so that's cool. pic.twitter.com/VqCvupKEdN
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) February 4, 2015
Special guest came to thank the #VICE team this morning! #VP pic.twitter.com/DO3EiRjgVG
— Eric Forman (@formanfilms) February 4, 2015
Oh okay so I guess this is out now pic.twitter.com/NgMDzVG2Ct
— Derek Mead (@derektmead) February 4, 2015
Wait, did he really use that opening line? That's gotta be a joke, right?
Joe Biden's opener @VICE this morning "I'm a weird guy!" pic.twitter.com/j2H4kXW8zZ
— grace wyler (@grace_lightning) February 4, 2015
You'll never guess who just walked into the office and said "I'm a weird guy, I go where the action is"
— Derek Mead (@derektmead) February 4, 2015
And there's also video:
Biden didn't have the visit to Vice on his public schedule; he's in NYC today for a DNC fundraiser. According to Vice, Biden met with hundreds of the company's staff members and sat down for an interview with CEO and co-founder Shane Smith all about the importance of technology. "Thank you for what you do, it's important," Biden said. "You are on the cutting edge of what's happening."
Of course the jokes started flying pretty quickly:
We Took Shrooms And Played Laser Tag To The Death With Vice President Joe Biden
— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) February 4, 2015
BIDEN BRING BACK DEATH BY AUDIO pic.twitter.com/6ebuFWX4iQ
— Tim Donnelly (@timdonnelly) February 4, 2015
We Got Joe Biden To Come To Our Office And Then We Tried To Snort Him
— Josh Petri (@joshpetri) February 4, 2015
I hope Joe Biden pulled up to Vice's offices in a Trans-Am blasting Whitesnake.
— Michael Calia (@Michael_Calia) February 4, 2015
We Did LSD with the Vice President and Made Him Sign a Bunch of Bills
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) February 4, 2015
Vice is so fucking anti-establishment that the Vice President went there today. They don’t give a fuck!
— Jake Beckman (@jakebeckman) February 4, 2015
Interviewing Joe Biden ON ACID @shanesmith30 pic.twitter.com/KuCZM8bVbb
— Justin Miller (@justinjm1) February 4, 2015
At least one prominent refrigerator saw some deeper meaning in it all:
Was there ever any doubt that @VP is running? Any at all?
— NYTFridge (@NYTFridge) February 4, 2015
