Good luck to everyone who is traveling for their Thanksgiving meals today—expect delays whether you're traveling by car, train or plane. This year, the AAA believes Thanksgiving travel will be up by 11.4% due to a better economy, with car travel up by over 12% and air travel up by 3.5%. And Amtrak is also prepared for today's rush of people carrying pumpkin pies and other fixin's—the rail service will be using all of its train cars today.

While air travel delays are expected, it's also National "Opt Out" Day, the protest against the Transportation Security Administration's screening techniques. The TSA has tried to remind fliers that opting out will probably just lead to more delays, but that's nothing compared to making a statement about not wanting your vagina groped, right?