Why do men always think that faking acts of terrorism are a way to a woman's heart? According to the NYPD Police Blotter, "A boozed-up bus passenger tried to impress a woman waiting on line with him at the Port Authority terminal Monday -- by boasting he was about to hijack their vehicle." Thomas Gudowski allegedly yelled into his phone, "I'm in the military! I have guns and explosives, and I'm going to hijack the bus!" which prompted other passengers to alert PA cops. The unarmed suspect, who was charged with reporting a false instrument, explained, "I was trying to impress a girl on line." Dude, just put an ad up at a payphone.