According to extremely scientific, George Carlin-based analytics from Google, New York doesn't even rank on the list of the nation's top 10 obscene cities. After typing Carlin's seven dirty words into Google Trends and scoring the cities that came up, Ashburn, Virginia ranked as the nation's dirtiest city. Following closely are Tampa, Florida; last year's winner, Herndon, Virginia; and Rochester, New York. Even sixth borough candidate Philadelphia got #7. Is our vulgarity going the way of our accent? Are we losing our edge? Well, fuck.