Okay, here we are, on Day Two of imagining former Governor Eliot Spitzer in a hot tub. Sucking his girlfriend's toes. At a family-oriented resort in Jamaica. But today the Daily News tries to throw cold water on the Post's hot tub hijinks allegations, with a receipt showing that Spitzer checked out hours before hot tub hanky panky.

The Post's story goes something like this: On Sunday afternoon at the Half Moon Resort in Montego Bay, a 10-year-old boy yelled, "Mom there’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and she’s topless and she’s got her legs wrapped around him." (The girl being Spitzer's former spokeswoman Lis Smith, who also did communications during Mayor de Blasio's transition.) Others allegedly witnessed this horror show.

However, the News reports, "Apparently none of the tourists at the jam-packed resort had brought a camera, or a smartphone, on their family vacation. A receipt shows Spitzer and Smith checked out Sunday at 12:58 p.m. — three hours before the alleged sexcapade. At 4:19 p.m. Sunday, Smith tweeted from a nearby restaurant called Robbie’s Kitchen, where she and Spitzer had watched her favorite team, the Cincinnati Bengals, lose a playoff game. That’s not an easy thing to do from a hot tub while someone’s licking your feet."

A hotel spokesperson also told the News, "We’ve been reading the [reports] online. We have no pictures or anything." Finally, the News printed photographs of Spitzer and Smith on the beach, including Smith in a bikini.

The Post is sticking by its story, as Post reporter Tara Palmeri Tweeted:

Still, where are the photos?