Two men from Ghana were arresed yesterday after authorities discovered 136 pounds of heroin concealed in a shipment of pottery. Officials said the street value (we just love when they tell us the street value) of the heroin is more than $6 million and it's one of the largest shipments in recent memory. Clearly the two men should have thwarted the cops by saying that they intended to do all 136 pounds themselves with no intent to distribute at all.
And while drug use is nothing to joke about, while searching for images of heroin, we did stumble upon this amusing "Smack" box. For more smack fun, there's also that Japanese bitchslap show.