Good news, guys. Epic Hollister, shut down after bed bugs feasted on employees, has reportedly reopened! Abercrombie & Fitch said yesterday that their SoHo Hollister store would reopen at 10 a.m. today, and we imagine the lines are around the block for a retailer whose sister store is still closed for a "similar problem."

One tourist was shocked to learn what had just gone down in the store. Upon learning of the infestation, she squealed to the Daily News, "Eeew! I just bought something!" But another didn't seem to realize how serious a bed bug infestation can be. He said, "I'm a bit annoyed that it's closed. I would just remove all the bedbugs from my shirt."You think that'll stop them?! We guess nothing will come between this boy and a $50 "El Matador" button down.