F-TrainA tourist was ticketed for taking up two seats on the F train - he had fallen asleep on his way to Jamaica, Queens. Gothamist wonders if hipsters making eyes at each other on the F train will be ticketed next.

Read more insane ticket stories in the Daily News' special report about how New Yorkers are apt to be ticketed for anything. Nothing like a little ticketing alarmism to start the morning!