Okay, who knows about the Yankees' prospects next year, what with crazy George alienating staffers and players alike. What New Yorkers can put their hopes in is U.S. distribution of this Hideki Matsui doll which has him in his big pimpin' gear. What is "fo' shizzle" in Kanji?

See an actual picture of Hideki in his pimp daddy clothes.

[Via Ted B. - thanks!]