Whether or not Herman Cain had an on-again, off-again consensual affair with Atlantan Ginger White (which he didn't!) is none of our business. But people, this coordinated conspiracy against our next president has to stop! Cain's already said he's "reassessing" his entire campaign, and now he's cancelled a private dinner sponsored by Post columnist Cindy Adams. That Rockette costume that he was supposed to wear is NON-REFUNDABLE people!

According to NY1, Barbara Walters, Matt Lauer, Bill O'Reilly, Lesley Stahl, Senator Chuck Schumer and Greta Van Susteren were all scheduled to meet the candidate at Adams' Park Avenue apartment on Sunday. Now, they'll have to settle for talking to Cain at 4:26 a.m., when presumably Cain doles out the best financial advice to his "friends." No, don't sell your gold just yet—prices aren't high enough. And lingerie? Oh, baby that's always a good investment.