Boo! John Kerry finds something bigger than his head in a pumpkin patch in Ohio (this photo was actually taken two weeks ago, but it's funnier than the one from today).
And Dick Cheney meets the Grim Reaper. This time, unlike the heart-attack induced times he was able to bribe the Reaper with his Halliburton money, the Grim Reaper was actually his granddaughter Elizabeth Perry. Aw.