It's November 13, which means we're still experiencing Fall. As in, Snow Fall. Freezing Rain Free Fall. Fall To Your Knees. Winter is a tyrant who doesn't care what season it is, so long as your broken bodega umbrella buckles under a surprise.

How serious is tonight's 90% chance of rain "with some snow mixing in overnight?" The Sanitation Department has issued a "snow alert."

Yesterday, coats were optional! Now clenched jaws and soggy paws are mandatory. The fun begins around 10 p.m. Deep Sigh Alert. Hissing Radiator Alert. See You In May Alert.