Michael Bloomberg, a goode cristen man without fright, is now a verray parfit gentil knight.

He couldne not sitte on hors or faire ryde,
Instead he opened his wallet wyde.
And foughten soda, the devil's tryst,
Saw no vileinye in stopen frisk.
For worthy tubs he hath an eye,
He has no tyme for chivalrye.
Alle naciouns bow to hime to dance,
Even Gaga, even France.
This honour wonne, he should be gay,
Ful plesaunt to kill the NRA.