The Daily News is all over this LIRR discrimination lawsuit, and why not, when they can fit the keywords "lesbian," "breasts," and "locomotive engineer" all in package? Gay Asian-American engineer Melissa Stampf, 43, is suing the railroad for punishing her more severely than hetero white male coworkers who were suspended for similar incidents of sexual harassment against the same employee: Angela Trigg. In Stampf's case, she was suspended for ten days for allegedly grabbing one of Trigg's breasts. But in court yesterday, it emerged that Trigg hasn't been at all shy about sharing her girls with the crew.

Gerard DeCecco, who was suspended for five days after Trigg complained that he complimented her "rack," testified yesterday that Trigg smacked him on the buttocks and flashed him. "She said, 'You have a nice butt,' and I said, "You have a nice, you know, rack,'" DeCecco testified. "She turned and she flashed me." DeCecco's statement was immediately stricken from the court record, and jurors were instructed to disregard it. But good luck getting Trigg's undulating breasts out of your head! As she herself testified, "I have ample breasts so when you grab it, all of it is going to shake." Where's the courtroom sketch on this, Daily News?