As everyone already knows about the rules of dating, people just tell each other lies on the first date, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. But what if you haven't gotten that first date with a rent-a-gent yet? Fear not single ladies! The above flyer was spotted taped to the filthy tiled wall of the C line in Clinton Hill—and you know that in this case, the "C" stands for Carnal.
The flyer was also posted on a subway car a few weeks ago as well. So if you're a lady and you're looking for a Romeo to take you out for a cake and ice cream "one nite stand," voila! And you can thank us by sending in your Valentine's Day horror stories to firstname.lastname@example.org.