2003_9_potdad.jpgAh, the responsibilities of parenting or the joys of pot - how do you decide? Well, 41 year old Alvin Allan of Mastic, NY, chose both, as he drove on the Montauk Highway, stoned, with his 11 year-old son in the front seat next to him. The police stopped him because he was speeding.

Gothamist can't help but think of the Partnership for a Drug Free America ads where the mustachioed father busts into his son's room, demanding to know where the son learned to do pot. And the son screams, "From you! I learned it watching you!" And the father's face drains of color...