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- Alec Baldwin can't win: his Emmy cameo has been cut, the Post is criticizing him for oversharing about his love life, and some of his Twitter followers think he's a racist.
- The world's biggest sperm bank doesn't want your sperm, redheads.
- Just in time for
summerfall, East Meadow in Central Park will reopen Tuesday. - The two U.S. hikers jailed in Iran will have to wait until at least Tuesday to be released.
- FDNY is considering a new pipe system to fight fires.
- Ray’s Pizza of Prince Street is closing after 51 years downtown.
- There was an unintentional (and hilarious) balloon massacre at the University of the West of England.
- A Long Island man was arrested for flashing a lady in a church.
- The star of Spider-Man: Cruise Control is getting pumped to play Jeff Buckley.
- And finally, check out this poor dog forced to campaign for Ron Paul. He's almost as cute as hiccuping dog!

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