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- Mysticore is the new Normcore, and Stevie Nicks is its J Crew (this analogy works, I swear).
- Donald Trump jacked up the prices of his campaign's Trump Tower headquarters once someone else started paying for it.
- Speaking of the straw-headed monster, Trump and his wife Melania have enlisted the legal services of Peter Thiel's attorneys to threaten media organizations into silence
- A Queens chef known as "the Pizza Nazi" was arrested for growing pot (and calling it catnip).
- FYI, some millennials did watch the Olympics on their smartphones or whatnot.
- In somewhat related news, millennials are ruining vacations or something.
- The guy has turned wasting time online into a scholarly pursuit.
- Need a creativity boost? Try LSD, what could go wrong!
- A Hell’s Kitchen resident claims he was punched in the face for being gay, and cops didn't take his complaint seriously.
- How come everyone gets divorced in August and March?
- Jersey Mike’s Subs may soon be as ubiquitous as Subway.
- And finally, this baby Muskox may not know what a header is, but he certainly is good at it:
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