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- This sloth-shaming wristband will shock you if you skip the gym.
- Chubby Checker has settled a lawsuit with the penis-measuring app that bears his name.
- A subway station in the South Bronx has been blessed with a music-spouting “Boogie Down Booth.”
- Uber is offering a free ride for those who need to travel between the Nassau Avenue and Court Square stations during the Great G Train Shutdown of 2014.
- FANTASY ALERT: Susan Sarandon once made sex on David Bowie.
- Will Williamsburg get a Starbucks bar? Does anyone care?
- A kiss at a party on LI led to a hit-and-run that injured four people.
- Here is Your Perfect British Boyfriend Benedict Cumberbatch hugging a person in a penguin costume.
- How fluent are you in emoji? Take this arbitrary NYT quiz and find out!
- And last but not least, this bunny is taking a pleasant stroll with his cat friend:

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