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- A man posing as a restaurant consultant robbed three West Village restaurants of $250,000.
- A two-year-old fatally shot his mother inside a Walmart with a gun he found in her purse.
- Parents are pissed at this Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis.
- On a related note, did you know a penis can actually get stuck in a vagina?
- A Chinese man has been sentenced to 13 years in jail for eating three endangered tigers.
- This cat scared the shit out of his owner. Literally.
- The Post "killed" Eric Holder by mistaking his name with Eric Garner's.
- Do jails serve bad carbs?
- And finally, just try to beat this kitty at ping pong:
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