• An NBC-affiliate in Salt Lake City won’t air new, “gay-themed” comedy The New Normal.

  • Seriously everybody, unplug your vampire appliances: sea ice in the arctic is at a record low.

  • A minor league player for a Cleveland Indians affiliate played all nine positions in one game.

  • “Sweet Caroline” is nixed from Penn State football games because of “touching me, touching you” lyrics.

  • Here's George Clinton feeding Ron Jeremy a drunkstick. You’re welcome.

  • Those were the days: a history of the power lunch in New York City.

  • We want to believe: Gillian Anderson says "it's looking pretty good" for a third X-Files movie.

  • A barefooted bread baker saved two people from a plane crash on Long Island.

  • Skunks are taking over a neighborhood in Washington Heights.

  • The Times profiled a day in the life of a car wash on the Westside Highway.

  • And finally, The Fox and the Hound IRL