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- When fake TV marriages get real: Kris Humphries reportedly told Kim Kardashian they should move to Minnesota because, "Baby, by the time you have kids, no one will probably care about you."
- A former Bonanno crime family boss was shot dead in Canada, two years after being deported for refusing to testify.
- We're fat because of the economic freedom we have.
- Cops shot the pit bull that bit a Staten Island teen.
- This burglar is not very apologetic to his victim in his mandated apology letter.
- A young man mugged a stranger at Coney Island armed only with a BB gun.
- Sam Champion is listing his Upper West Side apartment because he wants to move downtown.
- Reminder: tomorrow is Small Business Saturday.
- La Guardia Airport loses its "swiss cheese ice cream cone" control tower.
- And finally, why are Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter on the cover of a SIberian biology textbook?
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