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- There's a perv on the loose on the UWS, and he likes petting girls' hair.
- Lady Gaga flirted with Slick Willie on his birthday: "I wish you were playing sax with me tonight, baby."
- I'd like one hot dog with mustard—hold the relish—a coke, and throw in some guns on the side please.
- The NYPD is super secretive about how it spends Homeland Security funds.
- Four mentally handicapped people were found chained up in a secret room in the basement of a Philadelphia apartment building.
- Groupon is offering a gift certificate on helicopter tours just ten days after two people were killed when a helicopter crashed into the East River.
- A man caught his wife cheating with some help from Apple’s “Find my Friends” app.
- Star Trek actor Zachary Quinto came out of the closet very nonchalantly in an interview with New York Magazine.
- And finally, here's a baby elephant learning to walk.

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