Extra, Extra: Twitter Will Delete Your Shoddy Stolen Jokes

Published July 25, 2015

Modified July 25, 2015

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A sanitation worker says he failed a drug test because he unknowingly ate pot brownies.
Parents who named their baby after Atticus Finch have decided to give it a new name, now that Harper Lee's new novel depicts Atticus as racist.
A water main broke in Brooklyn yesterday and it was actually kind of pretty.
A massive fire broke out at the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas today.
Twitter has no problem taking down your stolen jokes.
Toronto's new mascot is way cuter than Rob Ford.
An explainer on the most beautiful vagina contest, which is a thing that exists.
No one understands anything about Donald Trump.
A zoo in Columbus, Ohio is pressing charges against a man who jumped over a fence to pet some cougars.
And finally, a penguin goes shopping: