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  • A woman claims she was thrown off a flight because of her breasts.
  • Donald Trump, our first Mad Online president, allegedly calls his frequent Twitter meltdowns "Tweet Smacks."
  • The mystery of the stolen oysters and clams.
  • The left is also turning to their own version of fake news, even if it's not quite as crazy or profane as the right-wing versions.
  • Pope Francis, who is not the Young Pope but is known in some circles as the Cool Pope, recorded a message to be played at the Super Bowl.
  • A man who was a passenger in a car involved in a fender bender was assaulted and left in the road when he got out of the car, then hit and killed by the driver another car who then fled on foot.
  • Marine Le Pen, the face of France's far-right anti-immigrant movement, officially launched her bid for president. Cool, cool.
  • Doctors removed a live cockroach that had crawled into a woman's nose and got stuck in her skull. Sleep tight!
  • And finally, how about a look back at the greatest halftime show of all time? I'm talking of course, about The Rock and Mankind's Empty Arena Match the counter-programming during the Super Bowl XXXIII's halftime show: