Extra, Extra: Trump Is NO COLLUSION Getting His Own SAD! Movie

by Ben Yakas

Published May 2, 2018

Modified May 3, 2018

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In the battle of Alt-Right dummy vs. paper, the paper always wins.
Gabriel Sherman is writing a movie about Trump that will focus on his "rise to power" ugh.
Find out if you are a Highly Sensitive Person.
Trump's attorney Ty Cobb has suddenly decided to retire, so Trump has retained Emmet T. Flood, the veteran Washington lawyer who represented Bill Clinton during his impeachment.
Big real estate developers are calling Cynthia Nixon a "nightmare candidate," which must mean she's doing something right.
Come for the Pamela Anderson/Julian Assange drama, stay for the glorious photoshoot of them together.
The two black men arrested at a Starbucks have reached agreements with the coffee chain and Philadelphia, settling with the city for $1 each (plus a $200K donation to charity).
Here is a fun Arrested Development/Star Wars mashup.
The NY Times tries to make sense of this whole Kanye mess.
The world's oldest spider has died at 43, because apparently scientists know for sure that was the world's oldest spider.
And finally, don't forget to water the dog: