Extra, Extra: Trump Doesn't Analyze Himself Because "I Might Not Like What I See"

by Ben Yakas

Published October 25, 2016

Modified October 25, 2016

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A Nebraska man has broken the record for running from San Francisco to New York in 42 days, 8 hours and 34 minutes.
Two Australian Bachelor contestants fell in love with each other!
Donald Trump is now pulling out a terrible Obama impression while campaigning.
If you post something negative about a bodega cat, New Yorkers are going to swarm you.
The only thing Trump really, really fears is not being popular (and public humiliation, and introspection).
Whether you love or hate him, we can all agree: this is a profile of New Yorker "humorist" Andy Borowitz.
Jezebel has clips from a never-aired Trump reality TV show.
A man tried to sneak upskirt photos by taking selfies on the TKTS stairs in midtown.
Here's a Nation profile of the literary Brat Pack (Jay McInerney, Tama Janowitz, and Bret Easton Ellis) going through growing pains.
This Brooklyn acupuncture clinic is offering help for "politically-induced stress."
Colin Powell has (unsurprisingly) endorsed Hillary for president.
Long Island guy responds to request to take down Trump signs by putting up more Trump signs.
And finally, Lily the boxer is having a very ruff day: