Extra, Extra: The World Is Facing A Catastrophic Chocolate Crisis

by Ben Yakas

Published November 16, 2014

Modified November 16, 2014

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A Manhattan man is suing the Hair Club For Men for false advertising.
We are seriously considering puchasing some Nick Cage cosmetics.
A man in Germany blew himself up after a family argument.
Here's what cities would look like without the lights on.
A deaf man was critically injured after being struck by a driver in Midtown.
Bill Cosby's lawyer said his client won't address the rape allegations against him.
Time to panic: the world's biggest chocolate vendor says we are running out of chocolate.
The Bronx River Parkway is the deadliest, most costly road in the city.
A stressed-out college student has been arrested for having sex with sheep.
The Post investigates the CRAAAAAZY world of swingers.
And finally, this puppy is not interested in sharing his beloved bottle cap: