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- An actual sinkhole opened up on the White House lawn, and that is not a metaphor.
- The Harvard class of 2003 alumni used their class notes to excoriate former classmate Jared Kushner.
- The Royal Wedding gets the Bad Lip Reading it deserves.
- Digg checked out that Fyre Fest merch sale, and still aren't sure whether the merch was authentic or not.
- Amazon has reportedly started banning customers it claims are sending back too many items.
- Publix supermarket won't print "cum," "fart or "butt on a cake, but they will print "dickhole."
- Damon Lindelof revealed that his HBO Watchmen project will be an original story, not an adaptation.
- The Taxi King, Michael Cohen’s former business partner, has agreed to cooperate with the government as part of a plea deal.
- The first reviews for season five of Arrested Development are here.
- Donald Glover fans have stormed the gates of the Donald Trump subreddit.
- And finally, watch until the end:
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