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- This t-shirt should help clear up any lingering confusion about that Joy Division album cover.
- Being a taxi driver in NYC is really freaking difficult.
- A Brooklyn man makes over $100,000 illegally selling boa-constrictors out of his basement.
- Speaking of snakes, a Florida man caught and killed the longest Burmese python ever recorded in the state, measuring 18 feet, 8 inches and weighing 128 pounds.
- If you ever need the cops ASAP, just tell them someone is trying to steal doughnuts.
- What's your Beyonce Baby Name?
- A pair of Canada Geese are raising some adorably fuzzy chicks near the Gowanus Canal.
- Just in case you thought nepotism was dead, Rolling Stone owner Jann Wenner has selected his son to head up Rollingstone.com.
- Video: This is definitely the most adorable goal ever scored in soccer.
- The Awl comes up with 23 replacement similes for when all the animals on earth are dead and nobody knows what animals are anymore.
- Behold the smallest park in the world!
- And finally, we are all this husky hamster trying to get inside a paper towel tube:

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