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- A Burger King diner allegedly found a razor blade her burger. WHY IS OUR BELOVED KING TRYING TO KILL US?
- The NYPD combated a swarm of bees with horse manure.
- Hot trend in Japan: eyeball licking. Downside: pinkeye outbreak.
- You can now #click on #hashtags on #Facebook if you #enjoy doing #shit like #that.
- A 9-year-old girl got through customs with her toy passport (which identified her as a unicorn).
- Yo La Tengo frontman Ira Kaplan talks about his memories of Maxwells.
- Anthony Weiner is going on food stamps for a week, but it shouldn't be that hard for him since he only eats "periodically."
- The reason Mick Jagger kind of looks like a ballerina is because he is a ballerina.
- Powerful Brooklyn Assemblyman Vito Lopez has been fined $330K for his skeevy harassment case.
- Two 14-year-old boys have been caught and arrested for stealing a disabled man's motorized wheelchair.
- And finally, we're going to spend the rest of the day mimicking this dog:
Published Jun 12, 2013
Modified Jun 12, 2013
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