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- Paul Ryan was named "Biggest Brown-Noser" in his high school yearbook.
- A Delorean hovercraft made an appearance at a Giants/Rockies baseball game last night.
- 50 Cent dissed Kanye West and Kim Kardashian...kind of...maybe...
- Uhhhh: an Arizona couple plead guilty to soliciting for a dog to have sex with on Craigslist, and received probation.
- A teen unicyclist who was ticketed for riding a “bicycle” on the sidewalk had the ticket tossed by a Manhattan judge.
- A lot of racists decided to Tweet about the US Women's soccer team beating Japan.
- A 26-year-old was found shot to death in Crown Heights on Dean Street.
- Beyonce shot a music video on the floor of the United Nations General Assembly.
- Reminder: always make sure everyone is out of your hardware store before locking up to go to midday prayer service.
- And finally, this dog is not going to be tricked into eating your terrifying low-fat lamb jerky:

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