Extra, Extra: Only Knife Guys Hate Spooning

by Ben Yakas

Published November 4, 2015

Modified November 4, 2015

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The NY Times takes on BDB's "privately funded brain trust" of political consultants.
Kal Penn is set to star in a TV comedy about an aspiring NPR reporter swayed to work for a Fox News-type channel.
An NYPD officer was arrested for brawling at a Billy Joel concert, because of course he was.
If you apply to work at the 9/11 Memorial as an educator, maaaaaaybe you should know about the subject.
Hoverboards are blowing up, and not in the good way.
Congratulations to Slate for this stupid spooning hot take.
Bearded men apparently make bad boyfriends.
Dr. Ruth thinks you're a dummy for having sex on the first date.
Trevor Noah had an emergency appendectomy today.
The FBI investigated RZA and Raekwon for their alleged involvement in two drug dealers' deaths.
And finally, this puppy leaves no teddy bear behind: