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- If you really want to teach sixth graders about unhealthy relationships like the one between Chris Brown and Rihanna, you probably shouldn't show them Sleeping With The Enemy.
- President Obama said that the day of the Newtown school shooting was the worst day of his presidency.
- Real Housewife/Skinny Girl Bethenny Frankel asked Katie Holmes the name of her divorce lawyer as awkwardly as she could.
- A Queens man is offering a "rare" poster for a two-hour massage and enema.
- Meet the awesome one-eyed cat who has been helping nurse other animals back to health.
- Courtney Love says she's done with Hole.
- The NY Post profile a sex therapist, discovers that NYC men are sexually weird, or something.
- To boldly go where no man has blooped before: watch some Star Trek: The Next Generation bloopers.
- A "deranged" man jumped onto the Penn Station train tracks, but thankfully wasn't hurt.
- A Florida lady says a valet wrote that she was fat on a parking valet ticket.
- And finally, this video is filled with so much sweet kitty fail:

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