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- ESPN has suspended Jemele Hill for two weeks due to "a second violation of our social media guidelines."
- President Trump was called a moron, so now he's projecting and calling everyone else morons.
- The National dedicated a rocking cover of The Ramones' classic "The KKK Took My Baby Away" to Trump at Forest Hills.
- The Times has a long piece on what led to a series of derailments at Penn Station earlier this year.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger tricked Sly Stallone into starring in a terrible movie in the '90s.
- Noel Gallagher thinks Liam needs to see a therapist, Liam thinks Noel is a potato.
- Odell Beckham Jr.'s season of misery is officially over.
- It's the 30th anniversary of Bruce Springsteen's superlative, mature masterpiece Tunnel Of Love.
- Melania and Ivana Trump are in a stupid fight over who is the real first lady.
- The NY Times offers a damning, depressing summation of Trump's first 9 months.
- NYC lawyers Sara Shulevitz and Mindy Meyer were delighted that SNL parodied them as "powerful sluts."
- Bernie Sanders blogs for Vice.
- And finally, it's hard out here for a baby goat in a cowboy hat: