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- Burials are so 20th century, soon all of our decaying flesh vessels will be dissolved.
- Charlie Day sounds pretty hopeful that Dennis will be back for the next season of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
- The NY Times Magazine takes an inside look at Breitbart, "the rage-channeling, presidency-shaping media company at the nerve center of Trump’s America."
- Bonnie Tyler will sing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" during the actual eclipse.
- In case you were unclear about the series of events, the Wall Street Journal confirmed the CEO council decided to disband first, Trump tweeted he was disbanding them second.
- A Charlottesville white supremacist stripped down to escape protesters, and the whole thing was captured on camera.
- EW thinks these are the films that capture the spirit of each state in the country.
- Neo-Nazi website Daily Stormer has been all but erased from the Internet.
- Of course Steve Bannon was reportedly "proud of how [Trump] stood up to the braying mob of reporters" when he decided to side with "his people."
- A Ukrainian malware expert has emerged in the hacking of the Democratic National Committee and he has been interviewed by the F.B.I.
- Hamilton Fever has hit Hollywood.
- And finally, you probably shouldn't poke at a couch monster: