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- Meet Sir Stuffington, your new favorite pirate cat.
- A man built a remote control flying witch on a broomstick.
- The tracklist for the new Arcade Fire album leaked, and there are songs titled "Porno," "We Exist" and "Supersymmetry."
- Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly doesn't appreciate Jessica Alba's attempts to start her own lifestyle website for poor people.
- There's nothing sexier than real estate "whisper listings."
- Chris Brown is upset because people despise him but like Jay Z.
- Carlos Danger: the tie!
- Millionaire says that cops discriminate against Ferrari owners.
- This may very well be the most grammatically baffling ad campaign ever.
- The wheelchair-bound man accused of stealing purses has been arrested.
- And finally, a Corgi puppy squares off against a beetle:

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