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- Matt Lauer is reportedly an out of control “anchor animal.” Unclear whether they are an endangered species or not.
- Approximately 25% of NY smokers' income is spent on cigarettes.
- Martha Stewart: Jennifer Aniston's sense of humor upsets me.
- Question: are lunchtime dance parties the next hot craze? Answer: please dear god no.
- Evidence that Tupac really loved Tony Danza.
- Spotted: casting call for ‘real hipsters’ for reality show in Williamsburg.
- A pervy high school teacher may be posting "sexy" photos of underage students on Reddit.
- Kickstarter of the day: will a Daft Punk tribute play at my Halloween Parade, my Halloween Parade?
- Brooklyn women tries to counterfeit money, puts wrong president on bills.
- Nick Offerman offers a slam poetry ode to bacon.
- And finally, this chameleon washes his hands in the sink...but he forgot to use soap:
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