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- Two very fit humans got married in the middle of the Brooklyn Half Marathon yesterday.
- A Canadian girl had to be rescued after a sea lion mistook her dress for a fish and dragged her off a dock.
- Do not try to mansplain gravity to this astrophysicist, because she also knows how to throw a mean left hook. Also, you know, just don't mansplain in general.
- The WWE is banking on awesome Japanese weirdo Shinsuke Nakamura to replace John Cena as one of their biggest stars.
- A whole bunch of Notre Dame students walked out of Mike Pence's commencement address during their graduation.
- The secret guidelines Facebook uses to police appropriate content includes the removal of violent threats against specific politicians but not instructions on how best to "snap a bitch's neck."
- No one knows why a bunch of men attacked a car mechanic in Ridgewood.
- ALL HAIL THE ORB.
- And finally, how can I forget you, when there is always something there to remind me?