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- Lady Gaga pulled a Sue Ellen Mischke and walked around Manhattan in just her bra this week.
- One in ten adults use their smartphones during sex; coincidentally, one in ten adults are the worst.
- Wanted in East Village: 20-year-old drummer addicted to cocaine, "no Aderall lightweights."
- WSJ mistakes parody Joan Didion Twitter account for real one, despite it clearly stating that it was a parody account.
- The Park Slope pink house is now brown, and it is being sold for double its selling price last year.
- This is what a dog beekeeper looks like.
- A Central Park West resident has hit his downstairs neighbor with a $30,000 lawsuit for driving him bananas with his piano playing.
- Okay, naturally-growing penis-shaped strawberries are really weird.
- Adult diapers are more popular than baby diapers in Japan.
- Jay-Z claims he texts with Obama, and I was like, "word."
- 19 people were arrested for prostitution in Bay Ridge massage parlors.
- And finally, streetballer The Professor dressed up as Spider-Man and showed off on the court:

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