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  • The New York Water Taxi will stay alive after it reached deal with New York Cruise Lines.
  • The weird story of the extreme measures Clinton aide Philippe Reines took to transform himself into Donald Trump in order to help Hillary Clinton with her debate prep.
  • A teenager in the East Village allegedly stabbed his sister in the back and his mother in the head.
  • There won't be a digital Carrie Fisher in Star Wars: Episode IX
  • The former British spy who put together the infamous Pisstagon Papers memo reportedly became convinced there was a FBI conspiracy to investigate Hillary Clinton and ignore Donald Trump.
  • Speaking of the Pisstagon Papers, at least two foreign intelligence agencies are now poking around to see what parts of the allegations they can confirm.
  • The case for granting clemency to Chelsea Manning.
  • The good news for America is that ethical watchdogs like Jason Chaffetz will be performing tough oversight on Donald Trump (this is a joke, it doesn't appear that will ever happen).
  • The Los Angeles Chargers can't figure out what logo they should use now that they've ditched San Diego.
  • SpaceX launched its first rocket since their September attempt blew up on the launchpad.
  • And finally, if you're ready for 23 minutes of dudes just getting nailed with a Stone Cold Stunner, gimme a "Hell yeah":