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- Thumbs down: Terry Richardson and Audrey Gelman have broken up, so sayeth Page Six.
- RIP Silver Spurs.
- Yeah Science! Two researchers sent a text message using vodka (not while drinking vodka).
- The blind man who fell from the subway and survived is now caught in a BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE.
- Jesus christ, someone implanted heroin in puppies to smuggle them into the US.
- Anyone want to be paid to attend Harvard for this guy?
- Someone needs to bring the hangover taxi, which will feed you noodles and drive you to work, to NYC.
- Nothing screams romance like proposing to your girlfriend while you're being arrested.
- The balcony collapsed at London's Apollo Theater during a performance, injuring dozens
- Sexting with Tindr bots is weird, man.
- And finally, watch Lil Bub sit in front of a fire for an hour, why not:
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