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- Apple reported making buckets of cash this quarter, but not enough to make Wall Street happy (Related: can they please stop with the celebrity ads?)
- Gun sales in Colorado have been booming since last week's shooting.
- Meanwhile, UGH: Women who find James Holmes, suspected mass murderer, attractive.
- The lines for the first Shakespeare in the Park production of Into the Woods today were nuts!
- Last chance to make your Vendy nominations!
- A 15-year-old Staten Island boy died suddenly yesterday after football practice.
- Ghost: The Musical, RIP.
- Why don't American's like drinking mammal milk that isn't from cows or people?
- Yes, there will be a Sarah Palin lookalike stripping in Tampa when the RNC rolls around.
- Modern Family is having some cast contract problems.
- Post-It note video games need to become a thing.
- Superheroes, great for getting kids to eat their veggies?
- LeBron James's fake e-mail account is the best.
- Finally: You made it through another Tuesday. Here, have a baby kitten and goat nuzzling:

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