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- A 64-year-old woman died aboard a Korea Air flight to JFK.
- Americans are getting too much sleep...and this is a bad thing?
- Wait, Charlize Theron is really dating this guy from Modern Family??
- Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong is on his way to rehab.
- A Texas high schooler claims her teacher spanked her behind: "It looked almost like it had been burned and blistered, it was so bad."
- Bill Clinton on whether Hillary is going to run for president in 2016: "I have no earthly idea what she'll decide to do."
- Fox is going forward with a reality layoff show called "Does Someone Have To Go?"
- Hey, remember all those geese that were killed near JFK? You'll never guess who is eating them now.
- There are at least 995 "super seniors"—over the age of 18—in NYC high schools.
- Because who wouldn't want a tail that lets people know when you're happy or sad.
- And finally, this is exactly what we're like in the morning:

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