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- Take care of yourselves, pole dancing women of America.
- One of the goofballs who stole a 14-year-old's iPhone—then sent a selfie to the victim's mom—turned himself in.
- Facial surgeons have the highest average annual salary of any profession in NYC.
- Pre-crastinating is just as bad as procrastinating, or something.
- Definite genius David Milch talks all things Deadwood and Boss Tweed.
- A Jets superfan promises to blast Mark Sanchez's "buttfumble" jersey into outer space once the Jets win the Super Bowl. So don't hold your breath...
- Aliens apparently exist already, and Forbes is on it.
- A Norwegian artist ate flesh from his own hip, said it tasted like "wild sheep."
- A Jewish NYU professor claims she was discriminated against by the university.
- Print Is Dead: there has been a series of newsstand burglaries in Manhattan.
- Medical examiners will fingerprint every body it examines.
- Pretty Fly For A White Guy: the lead singer of Offspring owns a lot of planes that he allegedly hasn't paid for.
- And finally, sometimes it's very hard to stop yawning:
Published May 25, 2014
Modified May 25, 2014
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