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- Today is Bloomsday, a celebration of all things James Joyce. Read lots of artists and critics opinions of him here.
- According to a survey, these are the dogs that will make people want to have sex with you.
- So the Brooklyn teen charged with assaulting his high school's head dean with an umbrella ISN'T related to basketball player Sebastian Telfair—and the basketball player's family says the NYPD has it out for them.
- Terrible Pennsylvania mom injected her 14-year-old daughter with heroin about 200 times.
- NY State police have ticketed 12,700 people for safety belt violations in the last two weeks alone.
- Man arrested for the fourth time for having public sex with a teddy bear.
- OK, seriously: WTF is this foot-long cannibal shrimp?
- Check out Justin Tuck's awesome new facemask.
- Texas mom is furious after a teacher allegedly instructed students to take turns hitting her son for being a "bully."
- These two Chihuahuas seem in awe of their agile feline friend:
- And finally, it's time to go on a duck run!
